non veg jokes in hindi 140 words for girlfriend number1:
1.Ladkiii kaa maangetar mar gaya.
ladki rotte hui boli: abhi to mene kuchhh dekha bi nahi tha.
santa ne bola (hosssla dete huee):
abhi thodi derrr me body ko nehlayenge
tab dekh lenaaa. π
non veg jokes in hindi girlfriends number 2 :
2. Laddy: ekk shampoooo please.
Shopkeepper: kyaaa dhonaaaaa hai?
Laddy: kyaaa matlabb. kyaa dhona haiiii…. baal dhoneee hai orh kya.
Shopkper: sirr ke baal dhoneee hai toh headdd and shoulderrrs. orh panty keee baaal dhoneee hai toh panteneee lelo.
Lady: garnierrr deee bc.. Gaa*d kee baaaaal dhonne haii. π
Most funny non veg jokes in hindi shayari for girlfriends :
nonveg jokes
2. Arz kiya hai
Aaj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne.
Gor farmaiyea ( shayari me bahut dard chhupa hai.)
Aajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne.
Apnnne Pyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kaaa Karrzzz adaa kiya Hamne.
Dekarrr Lalaaach Use ICE-CREAM Kaa.
Aaj firrrrrrrrrr.
Andherrre Meee Apnaaa La**ND chusssa Diaaaya Hammne.
3. Arz kiya hai non veg hindi jokes 140 words:
hindi non veg jokes
Jisss dinn ussse dil laaaga beethe.
Tanhaaai meee sukkkkun kiii maa chu*dwwa bethhhe.
Wo tohh so gaayi bc kisssi orh kee bistarpee.
Orh ham apnnnni hi jhattto meee aaggg laaaga beeethe. π
hello bhai logo π asa hai apko ye joke kaffi pasnd aye honge. apki orh se itna acha response milen eke baad. hamarei team ne ek new service star kari hia. jisme app hame apne favorise mast non veg jokes send kar sekate hai.
orh ham apke diye jokes me se top 3 non veg jokes ninche update karnege. ( jisme apka naame orh adress hoga.
app chahe toh apne address chupa bhi sakte hai or dikhana chahte hai to dikha bhi sakte hai. ( iske alwa app apna mobile number, oorh orh kuch bhi show karwa sakte ho. ye optional hai.
hame non veg jokes send kare ke liye ye form bhare –> joke form
top 3 non veg jokes of the day:
joke 1– sender -honey singh- shakti nagar, delhi
fog team (perfume deo ) ki team GB Road ai.
unme se ek ne pucha.
orh anti kya chal raha hai?
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anti: yaha sift chu*dai chalti ahi gan*dmare. π
Top 5 hindi non veg jokes – inhe jarur padhe π
1. papu ne apni bhaBi ko jaan se kyu mara- papu ki jaan lene wali harkart.
2. non veg jokes ek doctor ka ajib sawal jo apko heran orh paresand kar dega. π
3. nonveg jokes chu***daiii jokes π – apne risk par innn jokes ko pade:
4. dirty jokes in hindi TOP 10 arz kia hai dirty non veg shayari.
5. non veg jokes hindi top 10 papu ke non veg jokes question answer joke- jo apke dimag ke dakkan khol denge
bhai logo asha hai ki apko ye non veg jokes kafi pasand aye honge. hamne apni gaan**d ka pura jor lagaya hai. apko mast mast non veg jokes dene ke liye.
jaise ki pako pata hai hai. yaha iss website par latest new non veg jokes in hindi ko update kya jata hai. kyuki hame purane boring jokes pasnad nhi. ase chuti**ya jokes ham kabhi post nhi karenge.
ham apne lan*d par hath rakhkar ye pratigya karte hai. π ki apko naye naye orh mast non veg jokes hi dene ki koshis karenge . app hame niche diye gye linkkse join kare. orh life ko bindaass banye.
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Winter non veg joke hindi Shayari :
4. Arz kiya hai..
Baithhh ke toiilet me nawabb ke jaisee..
sarddi ke mosssam mee sochhhtaa huu aiisee.
Wah wah…
Baithhh kee toilllet meee nawab kee jaiseee….
sarddddi ke mosamm mee sochttttaa hu aiseee.
Kiiiii kaaarrr toh liii hai tunee betaaa..
abb thandde paaniii see dhoyega Kaisee. π
nonveg jokes hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:
Betaa ( to santa): Papa, Yeee “Se*x” kyaaa hhota haai ?
Santaa ne man hi man socha ( oyee bahe*nch*od yee kaya puch liiiya beeete ne, parr bataaana tohh padegaa hi.
Kuch der baad santa apne bΓͺte se bolta hai.- Betaaa, se*x mee ham ladki kee kapppde utarrte hai.
firr apaneee kapdde utarrte hai.
,fffir laddki ko passs me latee hai uskeee boo*bss dabateee hai.
fir woo hamara lun*dd chusttti hai.
firrr hamm uskiii gan*d meee ungalll karte ha.
,fffir teeel laga kee ladki ki chu*t meee lu*nd dalll kee hum la*nd anderrrr baaahhar karte hue useee cho*dte hai..
Ye hota haiii se*x.
Beta- papa admission form me kya likhu.. mera se*x kya hai , male or female?
Oncce a sweet Girrl assked an engineerr,
“Why wee have units to measure?
Weighttt,
Money,
Heightt,
Buttt nothinggg to measurrre
Love,
Lust,
Dosti,
trust,
Whyyy?
Whyyy?
Whyyy?
Please answer me why?
Theee engineerrr thoughtt for a minute.
And hold her in his arms and said.
Dekhkk lav*diii.
alreeeady mujjjhe 5 subjectts meee backkk aii hui hai.
gharrr pe sabne gaa*nd me danda de rakha hai.
abbb Tu orh dimaaggg kaaa DAAHi mat karrr..
aur itttna hii naapneee ka maan karrrr rahaaa hai tohhh.. ye le lo*da naaap mera.
non veg jokes in hindi :
Ham gaye the unko manan ke liye.
Wo kafa lage , toh hamne unko kfa hi rehne diya.
ΰ€ ΰ€°्ΰ€₯ाΰ€€: kawita ki in pankitio me kavi apni premika se keh raha hai. ma chu*da.
Non veg jokes shayari in hindi:
Arz kiya hai.
Chicken ase pakao ki kaccha na ho,
Wah wah.
Chicken ase pakao ki kacch naa ho.
Orh pyar ase karo ki bacchaa na ho.
Jaise fuli huie roti kacchhii nahhii hoti.
Wasie hi br*aa pehne wali ladki,
kabhi bachhi nahi hoti.
Orh jaise magar mach ke aasu kabhi
Sachhe nhi hote
Waise hi mu me lan*d lalne se bacche nhi hote.
hindi non veg jokes 140 words :
Santa Keeee Passss 15 Inchhh Kaaa Baaada Chottta orhh Pyarrra Saaa Ghooda Thha.
Uskeee Khaaas Dosttt Baaanta Neee Uskkko Dekhaaa orh Puchhaaa: Yaarrr Itnaaa Pyaraaa Ghoda Kaha Seee Liya?
Santtta: Yaarrr Vo Udhhhar Jheelll Keee Paasss Ekkk Bade Pahhhhunche Huue Baaaba Aayeee Hai orhrr Tapasyyya Karrr Rahee Hai Jo Maangoooo De Dete Hai
Bannnta: Wah Yaarrr Ye To Baaada Achha Haiii. me Bhi Jaakkke Kuch Manggg Lettta Huuu..
Santttta: Parrr Yaarrr Ek Baatttt Ka Dhayannn Raaakhna Unkooo Zarrra Oonchhha sunai deta Hai orh Vo Sirfff Ek Hiee wish Purrri Karte Hai.
Banta Jaaa Pahunchaaa Baba Kee Passs orh Bolaaa: Baba Ji Mujheee Heereyyy Sse Bharrri Ek Borrrri De Do.
Baba Ne Apnne Muhh Mee Kuch Manttttar Paddde orhhh Bori Aaaaa Gaaayi Aurrr Baaaba Firrr Apni Tapaaasya Me Leen Ho Gaaaye.
Bantaaa Neee Khushi Khushi Borrri Uthayi orhhh Ghar Vapisss Aa Gayyyya Aake Jaisi Hi Ussssne Bori Khooooli To Usmeeee Kheerey Thhhhe.
Vo Rottta Hua Sannnta Ke Passss Gaya orhhh Bola: Yaar Badddi Bakcho**di Ho Gaaayi Meneee Mange To Hiiire Thheee Parrr Anderrr Seee Kheereee Nikle.
Santa Roteee Hueee: Bho*sdi Ke Tujjjhe Bolaaa Tohhh Thaa K Baba uuncha Sunttte Hai orhhh Tujhe Kya Lagtaa Hai Ki Mee 15 Inch Kaaa Ghhhoda Manga Hogaa. π
non veg jokes in hindi :
4. Adult non veg joke in hindi language 140 words
Musayra chal rha tha…
Shyar sahib farmate hai.
Ye jo chute hai.
Ye jo chutteee hai…
Ye jo chutteee hai…
Tabhi ek audience me betha ladka bola: ye chute to hiss kalyug me bahut paresan kar rhi hai. Sallii milti hi nahii…
Sayari: beth jaa bhusdi*ke.. bc pehle sun toh le.
Ye jo chuteee hai barsatt me …
Wo garibo ke makan hai. π
6. Me toh smart phone ko uss din smart manunga..
Jab me chillau ki..phone..
Kya maa chu*daa rha hai. Bossdke??
Orh phone ki awaj aye..
Ye rha takiye ki niche.
Bf download kar rah hu malik apke liye.
7. Meri shohrat ki bulandia ko dekhkar sab heran hai log,
Par,, kisi ne meri chu*t ki sujan nhi deki.
•Sonny leone
nonveg jokes hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:
8. Kallll Cho*dnnne Ki Raattt Thi, Sab Neee Kiyyya Apnaaa Khadaaa;
Kuchh Neeee Kaaaha Merrrra Baaada, Kuchh Neee Kaaaha Ussska Baaada;
Hum Bbhhhi Waaahin Mojooddd Theeee Hum Chuppp Raaahe.
Bass Hanssss Diyeee, Jab Haam Ne Kiya Apnaaa Khadaaa…
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Fir,
Sabbb Nee Kahaaa: Oyeeeeee Behe*nchod, Itna Baaada… Itnaaaa Baaaada.. waaah wah
9. Ekkk netttaaaa jjji hospittttal kaaaa survvvey karrrrne gayee.
generrrral waaarddd meee ddddekha ek marizzzz muthh maarrr raaaha tha.
Hindi non veg jokes 140 words:
Neta ji neee hera hote hue doctor se puchha- yeeee kya hai?
Doctor ne saamjhaya- is kaaa spermmmm bahut tezi ssse bannnnta hai hourllyy nikalna jarrrruri hai.
Neta ji aggggle warddd me pahuncheee
udhar ekkk nurse mariz ka la**nd choosss rahhii thi..
…….
……
………
ye dekh keee neha ji fir se bole ye kya hai?
Doctorr- bimarrrri waaaahi haiii ppar yeee deluxxxe wardd hai.
10. jokes in hindi non veg 140 words:
Boyfriend: Januuuu ttttum morning me Kitne Baje So Ke Uthhhti Ho?”
Girlfiend: “Apnaaa Koi Fixx Timeee Naaaahi Hai. Jab Bhi Dillll Kaaaare So Jati hu… Orhhh Jabbb Dilll Karrrre Uttth Jattti Hu..
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boy frd (haste huee.) : nauty girl. Tumhar sbi aadte bilkul mere laaa*nd jaisi hai.
non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend
1.Ladkiii kaa maangetar mar gaya.
ladki rotte hui boli: abhi to mene kuchhh dekha bi nahi tha.
santa ne bola (hosssla dete huee):
abhi thodi derrr me body ko nehlayenge
tab dekh lenaaa. π
non veg jokes in hindi girlfriends number 2 :
2. Laddy: ekk shampoooo please.
Shopkeepper: kyaaa dhonaaaaa hai?
Laddy: kyaaa matlabb. kyaa dhona haiiii…. baal dhoneee hai orh kya.
Shopkper: sirr ke baal dhoneee hai toh headdd and shoulderrrs. orh panty keee baaal dhoneee hai toh panteneee lelo.
Lady: garnierrr deee bc.. Gaa*d kee baaaaal dhonne haii. π
Most funny non veg jokes in hindi shayari for girlfriends :
nonveg jokes
2. Arz kiya hai
Aaj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne.
Gor farmaiyea ( shayari me bahut dard chhupa hai.)
Aajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne.
Apnnne Pyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kaaa Karrzzz adaa kiya Hamne.
Dekarrr Lalaaach Use ICE-CREAM Kaa.
Aaj firrrrrrrrrr.
Andherrre Meee Apnaaa La**ND chusssa Diaaaya Hammne.
3. Arz kiya hai non veg hindi jokes 140 words:
hindi non veg jokes
Jisss dinn ussse dil laaaga beethe.
Tanhaaai meee sukkkkun kiii maa chu*dwwa bethhhe.
Wo tohh so gaayi bc kisssi orh kee bistarpee.
Orh ham apnnnni hi jhattto meee aaggg laaaga beeethe. π
hello bhai logo π asa hai apko ye joke kaffi pasnd aye honge. apki orh se itna acha response milen eke baad. hamarei team ne ek new service star kari hia. jisme app hame apne favorise mast non veg jokes send kar sekate hai.
orh ham apke diye jokes me se top 3 non veg jokes ninche update karnege. ( jisme apka naame orh adress hoga.
app chahe toh apne address chupa bhi sakte hai or dikhana chahte hai to dikha bhi sakte hai. ( iske alwa app apna mobile number, oorh orh kuch bhi show karwa sakte ho. ye optional hai.
hame non veg jokes send kare ke liye ye form bhare –> joke form
top 3 non veg jokes of the day:
joke 1– sender -honey singh- shakti nagar, delhi
fog team (perfume deo ) ki team GB Road ai.
unme se ek ne pucha.
orh anti kya chal raha hai?
..
…
.
..
….
…
……..
…………………
anti: yaha sift chu*dai chalti ahi gan*dmare. π
Top 5 hindi non veg jokes – inhe jarur padhe π
1. papu ne apni bhaBi ko jaan se kyu mara- papu ki jaan lene wali harkart.
2. non veg jokes ek doctor ka ajib sawal jo apko heran orh paresand kar dega. π
3. nonveg jokes chu***daiii jokes π – apne risk par innn jokes ko pade:
4. dirty jokes in hindi TOP 10 arz kia hai dirty non veg shayari.
5. non veg jokes hindi top 10 papu ke non veg jokes question answer joke- jo apke dimag ke dakkan khol denge
bhai logo asha hai ki apko ye non veg jokes kafi pasand aye honge. hamne apni gaan**d ka pura jor lagaya hai. apko mast mast non veg jokes dene ke liye.
jaise ki pako pata hai hai. yaha iss website par latest new non veg jokes in hindi ko update kya jata hai. kyuki hame purane boring jokes pasnad nhi. ase chuti**ya jokes ham kabhi post nhi karenge.
ham apne lan*d par hath rakhkar ye pratigya karte hai. π ki apko naye naye orh mast non veg jokes hi dene ki koshis karenge . app hame niche diye gye linkkse join kare. orh life ko bindaass banye.
join us on facebook – non veg jokes
join us on youtube – non veg jokes in hindi
Winter non veg joke hindi Shayari :
4. Arz kiya hai..
Baithhh ke toiilet me nawabb ke jaisee..
sarddi ke mosssam mee sochhhtaa huu aiisee.
Wah wah…
Baithhh kee toilllet meee nawab kee jaiseee….
sarddddi ke mosamm mee sochttttaa hu aiseee.
Kiiiii kaaarrr toh liii hai tunee betaaa..
abb thandde paaniii see dhoyega Kaisee. π
nonveg jokes hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:
Betaa ( to santa): Papa, Yeee “Se*x” kyaaa hhota haai ?
Santaa ne man hi man socha ( oyee bahe*nch*od yee kaya puch liiiya beeete ne, parr bataaana tohh padegaa hi.
Kuch der baad santa apne bΓͺte se bolta hai.- Betaaa, se*x mee ham ladki kee kapppde utarrte hai.
firr apaneee kapdde utarrte hai.
,fffir laddki ko passs me latee hai uskeee boo*bss dabateee hai.
fir woo hamara lun*dd chusttti hai.
firrr hamm uskiii gan*d meee ungalll karte ha.
,fffir teeel laga kee ladki ki chu*t meee lu*nd dalll kee hum la*nd anderrrr baaahhar karte hue useee cho*dte hai..
Ye hota haiii se*x.
Beta- papa admission form me kya likhu.. mera se*x kya hai , male or female?
Oncce a sweet Girrl assked an engineerr,
“Why wee have units to measure?
Weighttt,
Money,
Heightt,
Buttt nothinggg to measurrre
Love,
Lust,
Dosti,
trust,
Whyyy?
Whyyy?
Whyyy?
Please answer me why?
Theee engineerrr thoughtt for a minute.
And hold her in his arms and said.
Dekhkk lav*diii.
alreeeady mujjjhe 5 subjectts meee backkk aii hui hai.
gharrr pe sabne gaa*nd me danda de rakha hai.
abbb Tu orh dimaaggg kaaa DAAHi mat karrr..
aur itttna hii naapneee ka maan karrrr rahaaa hai tohhh.. ye le lo*da naaap mera.
non veg jokes in hindi :
Ham gaye the unko manan ke liye.
Wo kafa lage , toh hamne unko kfa hi rehne diya.
ΰ€ ΰ€°्ΰ€₯ाΰ€€: kawita ki in pankitio me kavi apni premika se keh raha hai. ma chu*da.
Non veg jokes shayari in hindi:
Arz kiya hai.
Chicken ase pakao ki kaccha na ho,
Wah wah.
Chicken ase pakao ki kacch naa ho.
Orh pyar ase karo ki bacchaa na ho.
Jaise fuli huie roti kacchhii nahhii hoti.
Wasie hi br*aa pehne wali ladki,
kabhi bachhi nahi hoti.
Orh jaise magar mach ke aasu kabhi
Sachhe nhi hote
Waise hi mu me lan*d lalne se bacche nhi hote.
hindi non veg jokes 140 words :
Santa Keeee Passss 15 Inchhh Kaaa Baaada Chottta orhh Pyarrra Saaa Ghooda Thha.
Uskeee Khaaas Dosttt Baaanta Neee Uskkko Dekhaaa orh Puchhaaa: Yaarrr Itnaaa Pyaraaa Ghoda Kaha Seee Liya?
Santtta: Yaarrr Vo Udhhhar Jheelll Keee Paasss Ekkk Bade Pahhhhunche Huue Baaaba Aayeee Hai orhrr Tapasyyya Karrr Rahee Hai Jo Maangoooo De Dete Hai
Bannnta: Wah Yaarrr Ye To Baaada Achha Haiii. me Bhi Jaakkke Kuch Manggg Lettta Huuu..
Santttta: Parrr Yaarrr Ek Baatttt Ka Dhayannn Raaakhna Unkooo Zarrra Oonchhha sunai deta Hai orh Vo Sirfff Ek Hiee wish Purrri Karte Hai.
Banta Jaaa Pahunchaaa Baba Kee Passs orh Bolaaa: Baba Ji Mujheee Heereyyy Sse Bharrri Ek Borrrri De Do.
Baba Ne Apnne Muhh Mee Kuch Manttttar Paddde orhhh Bori Aaaaa Gaaayi Aurrr Baaaba Firrr Apni Tapaaasya Me Leen Ho Gaaaye.
Bantaaa Neee Khushi Khushi Borrri Uthayi orhhh Ghar Vapisss Aa Gayyyya Aake Jaisi Hi Ussssne Bori Khooooli To Usmeeee Kheerey Thhhhe.
Vo Rottta Hua Sannnta Ke Passss Gaya orhhh Bola: Yaar Badddi Bakcho**di Ho Gaaayi Meneee Mange To Hiiire Thheee Parrr Anderrr Seee Kheereee Nikle.
Santa Roteee Hueee: Bho*sdi Ke Tujjjhe Bolaaa Tohhh Thaa K Baba uuncha Sunttte Hai orhhh Tujhe Kya Lagtaa Hai Ki Mee 15 Inch Kaaa Ghhhoda Manga Hogaa. π
non veg jokes in hindi :
4. Adult non veg joke in hindi language 140 words
Musayra chal rha tha…
Shyar sahib farmate hai.
Ye jo chute hai.
Ye jo chutteee hai…
Ye jo chutteee hai…
Tabhi ek audience me betha ladka bola: ye chute to hiss kalyug me bahut paresan kar rhi hai. Sallii milti hi nahii…
Sayari: beth jaa bhusdi*ke.. bc pehle sun toh le.
Ye jo chuteee hai barsatt me …
Wo garibo ke makan hai. π
6. Me toh smart phone ko uss din smart manunga..
Jab me chillau ki..phone..
Kya maa chu*daa rha hai. Bossdke??
Orh phone ki awaj aye..
Ye rha takiye ki niche.
Bf download kar rah hu malik apke liye.
7. Meri shohrat ki bulandia ko dekhkar sab heran hai log,
Par,, kisi ne meri chu*t ki sujan nhi deki.
•Sonny leone
nonveg jokes hindi – non veg hindi jokes 140 words:
8. Kallll Cho*dnnne Ki Raattt Thi, Sab Neee Kiyyya Apnaaa Khadaaa;
Kuchh Neeee Kaaaha Merrrra Baaada, Kuchh Neee Kaaaha Ussska Baaada;
Hum Bbhhhi Waaahin Mojooddd Theeee Hum Chuppp Raaahe.
Bass Hanssss Diyeee, Jab Haam Ne Kiya Apnaaa Khadaaa…
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.
.
.
……..
..
.
.
.
.
Fir,
Sabbb Nee Kahaaa: Oyeeeeee Behe*nchod, Itna Baaada… Itnaaaa Baaaada.. waaah wah
9. Ekkk netttaaaa jjji hospittttal kaaaa survvvey karrrrne gayee.
generrrral waaarddd meee ddddekha ek marizzzz muthh maarrr raaaha tha.
Hindi non veg jokes 140 words:
Neta ji neee hera hote hue doctor se puchha- yeeee kya hai?
Doctor ne saamjhaya- is kaaa spermmmm bahut tezi ssse bannnnta hai hourllyy nikalna jarrrruri hai.
Neta ji aggggle warddd me pahuncheee
udhar ekkk nurse mariz ka la**nd choosss rahhii thi..
…….
……
………
ye dekh keee neha ji fir se bole ye kya hai?
Doctorr- bimarrrri waaaahi haiii ppar yeee deluxxxe wardd hai.
10. jokes in hindi non veg 140 words:
Boyfriend: Januuuu ttttum morning me Kitne Baje So Ke Uthhhti Ho?”
Girlfiend: “Apnaaa Koi Fixx Timeee Naaaahi Hai. Jab Bhi Dillll Kaaaare So Jati hu… Orhhh Jabbb Dilll Karrrre Uttth Jattti Hu..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
boy frd (haste huee.) : nauty girl. Tumhar sbi aadte bilkul mere laaa*nd jaisi hai.
non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend
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